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Elisa Jordana
Also known as Elisa Schwartz, Juliet Shores
Biography
About Elisa Jordana
A 42-year-old American from Old Bridge Township, New Jersey, Elisa Jordana has built a multi-faceted career as a musician, former Playboy model, radio host, and writer. Born on June 30, 1984, she first gained attention as the keytar player for the dance-pop band Cobra Starship in the mid-2000s. In 2007, she left the band to pursue a solo music career.
Jordana became a regular contributor to the Howard Stern Show on Sirius XM Satellite Radio in 2011 and was named Miss Howard TV in May 2012. She has also hosted celebrities such as Iliza Shlesinger and Stuttering John Melendez on her show, Kermit and Friends.
Of Ashkenazi Jewish descent, Jordana was previously married to comedian Andy Dick. She stands 5'7" tall, has green eyes, brown hair, and a slim build with a natural 34D chest.
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Profile details
Personal
- Birthplace
- Old Bridge Township, New Jersey, United States
- Ethnicity
- Caucasian
Body
- Hair Color
- Brown
- Eye Color
- Green
- Weight
- 126 lbs (or 57 kg)
- Measurements
- 34–25–35 (B–W–H) · WHR 0.71
- Bra/Cup Size
- 34D show conversions - UK: 34D, EU: 75D, AU: 12D, JP: 75D
- Boobs
- Real/Natural
Performances
- Solo
- Nudity (Full)
Extra
- Instagram Followers
- 24k (as of April 2026)
Frequently asked
What are Elisa Jordana's measurements?
Her measurements are 34–25–35 with a 34D bra cup size, giving a WHR of 0.71.
Has Elisa Jordana been married?
Yes, she was previously married to comedian Andy Dick.
Did you know
- Elisa Jordana was born on June 30, 1984, which was a Saturday.
- She played keytar for the band Cobra Starship before going solo.
- Her natural breasts are a 34D cup size, which she confirms as real.
- She has performed full nudity in her solo work as a model.
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